Holy @#$%! It was just reported, here's the link...
http://thejetpress.com/2015/04/01/breaking-mark-sanchez-returning-to-the-new-york-jets/
http://thejetpress.com/2015/04/01/breaking-mark-sanchez-returning-to-the-new-york-jets/
Breaking: Mark Sanchez Returns to the Jets!
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Damn it! We had a deal!
There were t-shirts and everything. Secret handshakes. WE SPLIT APPETIZERS!
There were t-shirts and everything. Secret handshakes. WE SPLIT APPETIZERS!
Nevertheless, it had some charm to it....
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LOL
I have to say this article actually got me. I woke up early this morning, went on line, and saw the headline. Read about two paragraphs, then stopped reading in absolute astonishment.
Starting ranting at Taz, and the dogs. An hour or so later she reminded me that it was 4/1. Went back, reread the article, and at the end it said it was an April fools joke.
Thank God
I have to say this article actually got me. I woke up early this morning, went on line, and saw the headline. Read about two paragraphs, then stopped reading in absolute astonishment.
Starting ranting at Taz, and the dogs. An hour or so later she reminded me that it was 4/1. Went back, reread the article, and at the end it said it was an April fools joke.
Thank God
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That wouldn't be an April Fools JOKE, that would be a catastrophic Tannenbaum/Ryan big splash NIGHTMARE
lol
Please Lord let this be a joke. Gotta be, I've been glued to the radio as much as possible and haven't heard anything yet. We all know this would be breaking news like crazy. Not because Sanchez is anything worth talking about but just the fact of the trade itself. All the draft picks, Chip Kelly and the Eagles going after Mariota and Sanchez returning to the NYJ. Yup, this is BS and Thank God it is!
HYATT™ didn't even get past the title before saying "April Fool's joke".
If you want to do something like this, it has to have a modicum of believability to it.
For our 4/1 prank we awaited #1 Son showing up and told him "BREAKING NEWZ" Jerry Jones sold the Cowgyrls to Mark Cuban for $1.3 billion and Steven Jones, (King Jerry's son), retained a 20% share of the team.
#1 Son went on a rant about King JJ getting old and maybe wanting to retire, yada yada yada...
Dayum wifey almost gave it up, she fled the scene with a hand over her mouth before she busted out laughing.
Then he came into the bathroom where I was shaving my head and I looked him dead in the eyeball, real serious-like, and said "April Fool's".
On a brighter note, HYATT™ didn't pretend to have his hand shredded in the garbage disposal, inform the wife he was having an affair and leaving her, or any of the other despicable 4/1 pranks he's played her for over the years.
She deserved a respite from what is admittedly a pretty dark sort of humor traditionally practiced by HYATT™ on this day.
Then, just when she was convinced HYATT™ was truly going to be a nice laddie today, I drove into Taco Bell for supper.
She HATES Taco Bell food.
#1 Son and HYATT™ got a pretty good laugh out of that prank - because we both love Taco Bell & ordered $23 worth.
If you want to do something like this, it has to have a modicum of believability to it.
For our 4/1 prank we awaited #1 Son showing up and told him "BREAKING NEWZ" Jerry Jones sold the Cowgyrls to Mark Cuban for $1.3 billion and Steven Jones, (King Jerry's son), retained a 20% share of the team.
#1 Son went on a rant about King JJ getting old and maybe wanting to retire, yada yada yada...
Dayum wifey almost gave it up, she fled the scene with a hand over her mouth before she busted out laughing.
Then he came into the bathroom where I was shaving my head and I looked him dead in the eyeball, real serious-like, and said "April Fool's".
On a brighter note, HYATT™ didn't pretend to have his hand shredded in the garbage disposal, inform the wife he was having an affair and leaving her, or any of the other despicable 4/1 pranks he's played her for over the years.
She deserved a respite from what is admittedly a pretty dark sort of humor traditionally practiced by HYATT™ on this day.
Then, just when she was convinced HYATT™ was truly going to be a nice laddie today, I drove into Taco Bell for supper.
She HATES Taco Bell food.
#1 Son and HYATT™ got a pretty good laugh out of that prank - because we both love Taco Bell & ordered $23 worth.