The Car Guy Thread

Fudbutter

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Anyone else love cars and love talking about them?

Here's a nice off-topic while we wait for September.

Dream garage? (rule is 3 in your imaginary McMansion garage and whatever else you can fit in your imaginary driveway)
What do you actually drive? (Cysporsche not allowed to answer this one on the basis of producing extreme jealousy :))
Advice on what to buy? What not to buy?
Funny car stories?
Cars you've owned?
How about specialty cars? (i.e off roaders, racers, etc.)
Any other comments? (i.e. why would anyone buy a SMART car)
 
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I love cars too..........my dream car garage is

The General Lee or any 69' dodge charger with a 426 hemi
72-74 AMC Javelin with a 351 cleveland
69' chevy chevelle with a 396 big block
 
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ucrenegade

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what i really drive a 93' chevy impala with 260 thousand miles

and a 93' dodge grand caravan sport that just hit 275 thousand lol

safe to say my dream got put on hold with wife and kids lol
 
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ucrenegade

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if i went with foreign dream cars

1. 86-88 Lamborghini countache
2. Ferrari 308 GTS
3. 1994 Porsche 911
 

The Wicker Man

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My first car was a '77 Monte Carlo...this served me well for 4-5 years.

I've owned about 6 Volvos-I used to work for the Finance Company and I would get sweet deals.

Now driving: '09 Infiniti M35X and a 2011 Buick Enclave

Next up: Fall of 2016 the 2017 Ford Raptor comes out.....I want it.

I always loved the 70's era Corvettes.

Smart car-No. Maybe if I had a really long driveway, I'd use it to get my mail. Otherwise, I wouldn't feel very safe in that thing.
 

mykcuz

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My first car was a '77 Monte Carlo...this served me well for 4-5 years.

I've owned about 6 Volvos-I used to work for the Finance Company and I would get sweet deals.

Now driving: '09 Infiniti M35X and a 2011 Buick Enclave

Next up: Fall of 2016 the 2017 Ford Raptor comes out.....I want it.

I always loved the 70's era Corvettes.

Smart car-No. Maybe if I had a really long driveway, I'd use it to get my mail. Otherwise, I wouldn't feel very safe in that thing.
Agree, anyone who puts their child in a smart car and enters a highway, isn't thinking clearly. Now if they had a smart shuttle where you could drive onto a commuter train to avoid highways,while using ezpass, it would be an option.
 
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Agree, anyone who puts their child in a smart car and enters a highway, isn't thinking clearly. Now if they had a smart shuttle where you could drive onto a commuter train to avoid highways,while using ezpass, it would be an option.

i have never heard of a smart car........I know they are working on cars that drive them self is that what you mean?
 

mykcuz

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i have never heard of a smart car........I know they are working on cars that drive them self is that what you mean?
No, it's an electric car about the size of a shopping cart with a roof. They've been out probably 10 years. Smart is the auto makers brand name.
 

Fudbutter

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I love cars too..........my dream car garage is

The General Lee or any 69' dodge charger with a 426 hemi
72-74 AMC Javelin with a 351 cleveland
69' chevy chevelle with a 396 big block

you are going to love Furious Seven then for the Detroit Iron alone !

My first car was a used '67 Camaro SS with the L48 350. Had a 4bbl carb with two huge barrels that opened up when you nailed it and you could watch the needle on the gas guage move down. Does that one count?
 

Fudbutter

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SMARTfortwo

SMARTfortwo

The SMART is manufactured in conjunction with Mercedes (not sure if it's a division or an affiliation) for Europe. They are big sellers there because they are 106" or so long. With parking such a problem, they are wildly popular there and you see them everywhere parked in cubby holes and the like. Supposedly the passenger compartment is enclosed in a titanium cage that is safer than larger cars (well that's their claim). We saw the aftermath an accident on Via Veneto with a Fiat Panda and the Fiat looked like it lost the fight.

You can buy a gas model but only lease the electric one which they don't make many of but are hoping to have them catch on. They look like something that you throw in a Wicker's Ford Raptor's pen to feed it and the best application I have ever heard for in the US is mykcuz' commuter train idea above. Brilliant that. You do see them in NYC which one can make an argument for (again parking) as long as you keep them in the five boroughs.

Here's the company site:
http://www.smartusa.com/?utm_source..._campaign=Desktop-Brand&utm_content=smart car
 
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ucrenegade

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you are going to love Furious Seven then for the Detroit Iron alone !

My first car was a used '67 Camaro SS with the L48 350. Had a 4bbl carb with two huge barrels that opened up when you nailed it and you could watch the needle on the gas guage move down. Does that one count?

awesome don't think i had a car with over 200 hp yet
 

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Since I did bring it up originally, here's my responses to my own questions:

There's only the two of us so we don't have the minivan issue some have. Our baby is an '01 Z3 that I bought new and treat it like its made of gold. I still bring it to bimmer for service (there's a few reasons for that) and store it (properly) from October through early May. It isn't worth much anymore but it looks and drives brand new. It has never been in the snow and rarely in the rain. It has never been in any of the 5 boroughs and rarely south of I-287. Got 65,000 "play" miles (about 64,500 with the top down :)) mostly looking for the twisty turnies Westchester north and west on the way to a nice summer picnic. If you see a Topaz blue Z3 zipping up the Taconic or the road leading up to the Bear Mt. Bridge with a couple of old folk, give a honk, that's probably us.

That's my passion. Roadsters one can actually drive. It started a long time ago when I bought an MG Midget and fell in love with genre. The old adage that it's way more fun to drive a slow car fast than a fast car slow is true. I don't know where one drives their GT3 or MP4-12C around here but I see NY State troopers on every road I drive. I would be in hand cuffs within a month.

Of course one needs to be practical so we also have a '14 Mazda CX-5 GT. It's our first SUV but I hesitate to use that designation because it is really just a tall compact cheapo Japanese car, albeit a pretty good one for the class. The only "sport" that applies to it is that it goes to CitiField and the Meadowlands. The fun part is that after driving it, the Z feels much lower and faster than it did before. The car provides a great amount of "U" though and I get sitting up higher now after doing it for a year. We spent a long time testing these things and the CX-5 has it all over the competition (CR-V, Forester, etc) in acceleration, handing and especially an amazing auto tranny. The first one that I have ever driven that I didn't hate.

So what's the dream garage then? Since the rule is McMansion (which thankfully we do not have) 3 car garage I would assume that we do not have the cash for Maclarens or a Veyron so I'll keep this "realistic" (i.e we win LOTTO but not Arab Sheik amounts). That leaves us room for the roadster, the utility car and one more.

For the roadster, I'd like to try out the Porsche Boxster GTS. I may want to tune it down to an S or a standard for NY State Trooper issues as noted above, but definitely a Boxster over a 911 for the balance of a mid engine car alone. The new Vette is intriguing as well but only because you seem to get super car performance for an executive toy price. If one gets a bit more practical in their thinking, the new BMW M235i cabrio which looks like a hybrid between a true M and the regular 2 series could be interesting. But press me now and I have to choose the Boxster for this garage space

The "utility" car is a bit harder. I'd try out the X3-Q5 types and load it with every option that they offer. Press me and I say X3 35ix. Sheik money and I'd love to see the new Lambo and Rolls versions.

The third space is a "debate" between me and the Mrs. She wants to keep the Z forever and store it until we can get historical plates. Then she wants me to get a cap and be the od guy in the vintage car toodling down the road
on a summer Sunday afternoon. I don't have the heart to tell her that we're already doing that without the historical plates. Now I, on the other hand desperately want a Jeep and by that I mean a real Jeep, setup lifted, winched and ready for the Poison Spider trail. That requires a different thread, Any offroaders here?

So sorry for the long post. The Mrs is demanding that I get up and exercise with her and Denise Austin. Sitting here and typing had been my excuse and now Denise in her "cool down" so s'long

Zoom zoom guys ...
 

Fudbutter

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Need a new car? Your wait is almost over:

Now that Bugatti has sold all the Veyrons, they are coming out with the Chiron next year or the year after.

8 liter, 16 cylinders engine with 4 turbo chargers (two of which will be electronically controlled to limit turbo lag). 1500 horsepower, about 1,100 ft-lb of torque

0-60 in 2.5 seconds, top speed of 288 (speedometer goes up to 312mph).

Wake up in NY and realize that you forgot that you had a reso for dinner at French Laundry (Napa) that night? No problem, leave after breakfast and you are there (assuming perfect fantasy roads and no traffic, also a fantasy)

Find yourself in Japan dropping off a friend at the Shinkansen station and realize you forgot to give him the DVD of great Jets games that you promised him? No problem, just hit the gas and have something to read while waiting for the train to arrive when you get to the next station

Wanna be the guy who answers "2 minutes" when they ask how long your commute to the city is? This is your car.

You only need about $2,500,000 but get there before that oil shiek's son because they'll sell like hotcakes

... or you can go the slow route and buy 250 Porsches instead
 
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ucrenegade

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Need a new car? Your wait is almost over:

Now that Bugatti has sold all the Veyrons, they are coming out with the Chiron next year or the year after.

8 liter, 16 cylinders engine with 4 turbo chargers (two of which will be electronically controlled to limit turbo lag). 1500 horsepower, about 1,100 ft-lb of torque

0-60 in 2.5 seconds, top speed of 288 (speedometer goes up to 312mph).

Wake up in NY and realize that you forgot that you had a reso for dinner at French Laundry (Napa) that night? No problem, leave after breakfast and you are there (assuming perfect fantasy roads and no traffic, also a fantasy)

Find yourself in Japan dropping off a friend at the Shinkansen station and realize you forgot to give him the DVD of great Jets games that you promised him? No problem, just hit the gas and have something to read while waiting for the train to arrive when you get to the next station

Wanna be the guy who answers "2 minutes" when they ask how long your commute to the city is? This is your car.

You only need about $2,500,000 but get there before that oil shiek's son because they'll sell like hotcakes

... or you can go the slow route and buy 250 Porsches instead

crazy amount of money

for me i like speed but you have to have looks also that is why i still take detroit muscle over foreign sports cars anyday.
 
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