Grrrrrrr, how many times I gotta say it? It's a 'STACHE, not a beard.i hope you're wrong about petty.. time will tell..
but got damn!! that beard!!
well done hyatt.. well done..
Nary a hair on me chinny-chin-chin & nothing attached below the jaw line.
Anyway, that's the old one. Imma Van Dyke man these days.