it would have gone something like this
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Jets Open Preseason #2 of the Psychedelic Aaron Rodgers Era Today
The Jets open Aaron second preseason today with a game against the lowly team formerly known as the Redskins. The Jets and their fans, as usual in the preseason, have high hopes for the season with Super Bowl aspirations yet again.
Bare minimum, fans are hoping that Rodgers can out do last season by remaining uninjured for an entire offensive series rather then the 3 plays he was in for last season. Actually, isn’t 3 offensive plays an entire offensive series for the Jets?
Most starters won’t see any playing time today, but here‘s what you can expect from the offense, defense, and special teams:
Defense
expect the starting defense to open the game giving up some big plays and an easy TD on the opening drive
Offense
Expect the offense to open with a 3 and out as always, possibly extending the drive to 4 or 5 plays with the edition of a couple offensive penalties
Special Teams
expect the punt team to see more action than all the other units combined
B
old Prediction
Aaron Rodgers will get turf toe after kicking the field in a show of frustration over the inept offensive play calls from his buddy Hackett to bits