I will not sell you VIAGRA but I wouldn't mind some myself!

I will not sell you VIAGRA but I wouldn't mind some myself!

  • Super fantastic! I wish I had this kind of writing skill. I was captivated.

    Votes: 3 50.0%
  • Whatever... Average... Don't quit your day job...

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • The worst I have ever read! I want that 5 minutes back!

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • I cannot form opinions on complex subject matter such as this without my Mommy...

    Votes: 3 50.0%

  • Total voters
    6

magicjohnson

5th Year Team Option
Jet Fanatics
Welcome.....I grew up in Schenectady near Central Park. Spent my teen years at the Mohawk mall.....2 really good arcades there.
 

joeuser

The Wretched
Jet Fanatics
Welcome.....I grew up in Schenectady near Central Park. Spent my teen years at the Mohawk mall.....2 really good arcades there.

By the time I got there, Mohawk Mall was dying - if not dead. Don't recall any arcades that were there at that point, that was the late eighties though.
 

magicjohnson

5th Year Team Option
Jet Fanatics
Sounds like we run on some if the same ground & visited some if the same bars. I lived just on lower union - the stockade they call it, not a bad area. I liked it there.

Lower union was a real tough area in the 80's & 90's. Not as bad as the hill, but still a tough neighborhood. I used to patrol it nightly. Street corners were alive in those days.
 

joeuser

The Wretched
Jet Fanatics
Lower union was a real tough area in the 80's & 90's. Not as bad as the hill, but still a tough neighborhood. I used to patrol it nightly. Street corners were alive in those days.


Ah yeah, u know. When I first moved there I lived in a dump on the road that runs from 890 past the jail, bottom of the hill, past what was the White Castle & had all the hotels on it - Days inn, etc. I was there less than a week when my Red Yamaha Razz Scooter was stolen & then destroyed by the "Hill Folk". Welcome to Schenectady! :(
 

magicjohnson

5th Year Team Option
Jet Fanatics
Hill folk would steal everything that wasn't bolted down. When I was younger I had 2 Bicycles stolen and my first car was stolen but it was luckily later recovered.
 

joeuser

The Wretched
Jet Fanatics
Yup... I do miss some things about it though but if I was there - I'd just say I miss some parts of rural life... Grass is always greener...
 

NewMFS62

Weeb's Mentor
Jet Fanatics
Jets Global
I got 3 Viagra from my doctor about 5 years ago.
Still waiting to try it out. LMFAO
Well, if there was ever a cue for one of my song parodies, this is it:
I'm going to take it an a whole new direction, and the aptly named Pointer Sisters will point the way.

I'm so excited.
My Viagra ignited.
And I think I'm gonna; lose control
It likes you, it likes you.

This kind of thing didn't happen very often
Now you see me bulging with great pride.
I was ashamed in all those Army showers.
But now I'm sporting something I can't hide.

I want to hold it, squeeze it
Wrap my hands around it.
I want to feel it, unreel it
You can't get enough.

I'm so excited.
My Viagra ignited.
And I think I'm gonna; lose control
It likes you, it likes you.

Performance, it used to be a worry.
Now its not, and of that I am sure.
Its no longer something to be ashamed of,
Because now it can't fit through your door.

I'm so excited.
My Viagra ignited.
And I think I'm gonna; lose control
It likes you, it wants YOU!.


Later
 
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