Jets Death Match

Innocenti

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Jet Fanatics
It's the hunger games with the the Jets. It take place at MetLife stadium inside the ticket area and the participants are the current members of the Jets roster and they fight to the death until one remains. The possible weapons are football equipment (ie footballs, helmets and padding, blocking sleds, jugs machines, goal posts, etc), whatever isn't bolted down, and whatever is bolted down that can be physically removed. This includes but isn't limited to things you would find in the concessions stand, toilets, and stuff in the broadcast booth.

Who will win? Will it be the speedy Sauce Gardner? the mauling Mekhi Becton? the crafty veteran Joe Flacco? one of the hungry UDFAs? or someone else on the current roster?

Discuss. Come up with a winner and a justification for your answer.


One more thing: The winner gets to loot without consequences the checked baggage at Newark International airport for an entire year.
 

Fudbutter

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Jet Fanatics
Becton

He'll just eat everybody

Flacco Fricassee
Wilson w/Wet Walnuts
Quincey and Quinnen w/Queen Ann Apples
etc.
 

Innocenti

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Jet Fanatics
Becton

He'll just eat everybody

Flacco Fricassee
Wilson w/Wet Walnuts
Quincey and Quinnen w/Queen Ann Apples
etc.
Here's the thing. Becton is slow compared to the rest of the team. To compensate for this, he probably wouldn't wear his football gear including athletic supporter. So he would be very vulnerable to attack.
 

MiJetFan

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Jet Fanatics
May the Odds be forever in your favor..................except when playing GANG GREEN.
 
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