I remember when I was young,
And the Jets seemed so much fun,
Ken O'Brien in kelly green,
The best one-eyed receiver that the league has seen,
Mickey Shuler was a safe pair of hands
That team from Boston were also-rans,
Though the Mud Bowl pitch was watered by some bum,
We really thought our chance of a ring would come
(Chorus)
Well, no chance of a playoff berth,
Till Belichick's had his fill,
I never knew me a Superbowl,
And I guess I never will,
Once again, on Monday night,
When Darnold rolled out to the right,
Robbie Anderson was ow-ow-out of sight.
La, la-la-la-la-la etc.
The years went by and hope just died,
Mangold got replaced by some second-string guy,
Long nights cryin' 'bout the 'Wrecking Machine',
Dreaming of Klecko and the Sack Dance Queen,
But they'll never kill the buzz we've got,
From always drafting in a top ten slot,
While Todd Bowles was mismanaging the clock,
We were scouting the DLs in next year's mock
(Repeat Chorus)
After 'Crocodile Rock' by Elton John
And the Jets seemed so much fun,
Ken O'Brien in kelly green,
The best one-eyed receiver that the league has seen,
Mickey Shuler was a safe pair of hands
That team from Boston were also-rans,
Though the Mud Bowl pitch was watered by some bum,
We really thought our chance of a ring would come
(Chorus)
Well, no chance of a playoff berth,
Till Belichick's had his fill,
I never knew me a Superbowl,
And I guess I never will,
Once again, on Monday night,
When Darnold rolled out to the right,
Robbie Anderson was ow-ow-out of sight.
La, la-la-la-la-la etc.
The years went by and hope just died,
Mangold got replaced by some second-string guy,
Long nights cryin' 'bout the 'Wrecking Machine',
Dreaming of Klecko and the Sack Dance Queen,
But they'll never kill the buzz we've got,
From always drafting in a top ten slot,
While Todd Bowles was mismanaging the clock,
We were scouting the DLs in next year's mock
(Repeat Chorus)
After 'Crocodile Rock' by Elton John
