Official Super Bowl Game Thread: N.E. Patriots vs. Philly Eagles

cheaterhater

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Well, the New England referees are at it again.
just about two minutes left and New England losing the yellow flags come down like snow.
4 flags, giving the Cheatahs a give me Touch Down.

And that was the turning point of the game
 

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[h=1]Boomer Esiason on Jaguars penalties: 'It's Gillette Stadium, so the flags have to come out[/h]
what a crock of shit

getting tired of the NFL

I Really Have No Interest In This Sport Anymore. Hard To Give It Up After Almost 50 Years But I Really Hate It Right Now
 

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Everything the Jags did for the first 52 minutes worked perfectly. Not a single thing worked at all for the last 8 minutes. Typical cheetahs game. Eagles shooting their load today. Priming themselves up to suck ass in 2 weeks. Will Foles suck the whole superbowl or just the last 8 minutes? That's the only question left
 
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This game Eagles/Vikings is my Superbowl. I'm not watching the one with the funny commercials and the cheetahs winning on the last drive. that one has been on way too many times. While the cheetahs won't be winning this game ( eagles/Vikings). That's the only thing this game has going for it. It still is a huge plus

Eagles are scoring enough points today that they won't have any points left to score in 2 weeks. May be first shut out in superbowl.

The commentators are so bored here that they are talking more about the cheetahs then the game being played. Time to change the channel
 

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This Super Bowl is a loss for humanity. I loathe no team as much as the Cheatriots, but I do not have it in my heart to ever root for the Iggles.
 

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Jaguars were too conservative, you have to put a stake in the heart of Bellichick to stop him rising from his coffin at sunset. Jet-like offensive playcalling, two-yard run Fournette, 1 yard run Fournette, throw. Four-man rush on defense every down getting nowhere near Brady, you have to mix in exotic blitzes.

And now we have the least-anticipated Superbowl in recent memory. I forecast the reintroduction of a fine old tradition, the SuperBlowout. The commentators will go through four phases, bigging up the Eagles to pretend a contest is about to ensue, feigning amazement when the Patriots gain a big lead, coming up with improbable scenarios whereby the Eagles can get on terms, and finally Brady butt-kissing. Perhaps they could bring in some comms from the WWE like Jerry 'The King' Lawler who are used to selling surprise at 'events' that are written down on paper in front of them. I will be in bed before phase four starts, possibly before phase three.
 

cheaterhater

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Jaguars were too conservative, you have to put a stake in the heart of Bellichick to stop him rising from his coffin at sunset. Jet-like offensive playcalling, two-yard run Fournette, 1 yard run Fournette, throw. Four-man rush on defense every down getting nowhere near Brady, you have to mix in exotic blitzes.

And now we have the least-anticipated Superbowl in recent memory. I forecast the reintroduction of a fine old tradition, the SuperBlowout. The commentators will go through four phases, bigging up the Eagles to pretend a contest is about to ensue, feigning amazement when the Patriots gain a big lead, coming up with improbable scenarios whereby the Eagles can get on terms, and finally Brady butt-kissing. Perhaps they could bring in some comms from the WWE like Jerry 'The King' Lawler who are used to selling surprise at 'events' that are written down on paper in front of them. I will be in bed before phase four starts, possibly before phase three.

Yup. This could be first Superbowl shutout unless the cheetahs decide not to use the Eagles playbook until the last 5 minutes of the game.

Lets Address It Now Beresford. Next Year Will Be The Same
 

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Lets Address It Now Beresford. Next Year Will Be The Same

No argument from me. Some still don't realise that the real talent at the Patriots is the coaching. Let's say for the sake of argument that Brady takes his new ring and MVP title and retires (he won't). The Vikings need to get rid of Bradford or Bridgwater. Does anyone doubt that Bellichick could plug either into his offense and at least win the AFC East?
 

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So Bellichick's preferred tactic on defense is to take away your best player. The question is, who on the Eagles is worth taking away? Will the Patriots have 9 guys on the field and two on the Eagles' sideline spying on Wentz?
 

cheaterhater

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No argument from me. Some still don't realise that the real talent at the Patriots is the coaching. Let's say for the sake of argument that Brady takes his new ring and MVP title and retires (he won't). The Vikings need to get rid of Bradford or Bridgwater. Does anyone doubt that Bellichick could plug either into his offense and at least win the AFC East?

I'm positive belichick could plug in Butterscotch for brady and win the superbowl
 

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Who America is rooting for in the Super Bowl
Who America is rooting for in the Super Bowl
 

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I'm not allowing the Patriots to take away my Super Sunday. American beer and hot dogs ready for kickoff as usual. Watch first half and halftime show then go to bed. Next morning look at nfl.com, note photo of Brady with MVP trophy, then watch second half on fast forward so I can't hear the wonder-Brady crap or get sucked into the 'last minute comeback' BS.

Meanwhile the Patriots are favourites for the 2019 Superbowl, The question we SHOULD ask is how they failed to win it two years ago, they could be going for five in a row next year and even the most fervent sunshiner would have to admit that the NFL is broken.
 
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cheaterhater

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I'm not allowing the Patriots to take away my Super Sunday. American beer and hot dogs ready for kickoff as usual. Watch first half and halftime show then go to bed. Next morning look at nfl.com, note photo of Brady with MVP trophy, then watch second half on fast forward so I can't hear the wonder-Brady crap or get sucked into the 'last minute comeback' BS.

Meanwhile the Patriots are favourites for the 2019 Superbowl, The question we SHOULD ask is how they failed to win it two years ago, they could be going for five in a row next year and even the most fervent sunshiner would have to admit that the NFL is broken.

As usual my Family will be skipping the cheetahs bowl.. We'll have plenty of snacks and beer for me but we'll be watching movies with superheroes not named brady whose balls have not been deflated.

When the game is over all my friends who dont usually watch football will text me to tell me the cheatahs won. We will probably check the score a couple times to see if its going to be the blowout or the comeback or since the Eagles scored 2 weeks worth of points last week, maybe the shutout.

David Harris gets a ring adding to the growing number of former Jets who sold their souls cheap

Whats The spread on the 2019 Superbowl?
 
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