Trojan horse.
Yep. Belicheat uses injury reports like strippers use feathers - a flashy cover for what we really want to see.
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Damn, you ARE old! Feathers? I've been to a lot of strip clubs, and feathers seem to have gone out with the flappers in the 1920s!
I think I saw it in old movies. It was the first thing that came to mind that wouldn't get me banned. I'm old, but not THAT old.
Now, all you kids, get off my lawn!
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