Mac: I can't believe Miami fired you - you are a Jet killer.
Gase: Yea, my record stands for itself.
Mac: If Todd had your losing record, he would still be a Jet.
Johnson: Sorry, if I interrupt the interview. Peyton just called me and told me we would be besties if I hire you and he would take me around the NFL and tell the other owners I know football. I never watched a game before I took over the reigns here, but Peyton - my bestest friend in the whole football world as of 30 seconds ago, tells me you are the best coach in the NFL right now! He said nobody has ever gotten him coffee, towels and foot massages like you did. He said that was the key to the Super Bowl. You are Hired!
Mac: Mr. Johnson what about MacCarthy - he was part of 2 Super Bowls and mentored Aaron?
Johnson: Have you seen Olivia Dunn Mac? Clearly he cant be a good coach because he didnt coach Aaron to stay with her and now Aaron is mad they broke up.
Mac: Mr. Johnson how do you know this and what does this have to do with Football?
Johnson: I read it in the Daily News - Manish Mehta reported it.
Mac: Oooh. If Mehta said it then it must be true. Remember we used him to evalulate every first round pick since I got here. Too bad he doesnt provide any scouting information for us beyond the first round - otherwise we might have wide receivers, an oline, an outside linebacker, .....
Gase: Don't worry guys. I am an expert on running all areas of football.
2 Months later....
Gase: We cant be competitive with this mess. Mr. Johnson do you know why we have no oline and paid a RB all our money?
Johnson: What! We cant be.....Well what do you recommend we do?
Gase: Change the uniforms colors and fire anyone who works for us with a Gotee.
Johsnon: Consider it done! Here comes the super bowl!
7 months later...
Johnson: We need to stop the bleeding Adam. This is a nightmare. I dreamed of planes already. Woody said he is so mad he may cause an international incident.
Gase: Don't worry it is all going to plan.
Johnson: What plan?
Gase: We run the same plays over and over again and give our boys warm towels. It worked for Peyton remember - I am a genius.
Johnson: I like warm towels. My butler brings them to me when I play cricket. Excellent, you are a genius!