Jets working out 5 players
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Exciting to see Sidd Finch's son Sharif pursuing pro sports rather than taking after his dad and playing french horn. Sahif also studied the great poet-saint Lama Milaraspa.
His skills as a LB will become legendary. He can close his eyes, slow down his heart and transport himself instantly to the spot the ballcarrier will be before he even knows he's going there. He wan't at the combine, but the Jets sent a scout to Tibet to record his measureables and they are amazing:
40yd: 1.6 sec
Bench: 2,550lbs
Squat: 4,000lbs
This is going to be exciting
His skills as a LB will become legendary. He can close his eyes, slow down his heart and transport himself instantly to the spot the ballcarrier will be before he even knows he's going there. He wan't at the combine, but the Jets sent a scout to Tibet to record his measureables and they are amazing:
40yd: 1.6 sec
Bench: 2,550lbs
Squat: 4,000lbs
This is going to be exciting
If he had all that he would transport himself as far away from here as he could
Can't wait to read the SI cover story in next year's April 1 issue.
Later
Missing TL found hiding under his bed
Jets working out 5 players
must have offered them free beer
must have offered them free beer
