2022 wrap

butterscotch

Jets/Cards
Jets Global
Jets used four QB's & The Cards used four QB,s

The Jets were clueless in seattle & the Cards proved the south will rise again in Atlanta

The Jets & Cards did not win a game in December

Both Coaches looked lost

The Jets & Cards both ended up the year in last

I could go on but we have seen this for the last 123 years combined.
 

cheaterhater

I've Lost My Fucking Mind
Superior Ass
Jets Global
When I saw “wrap”. I thought you were gonna try and out do my grinder and I got hungry. Turns out you’re still talking about the shitty jets
 

Fudbutter

Franchise Tagged
Jet Fanatics
Poor Bigmoe for fifty years raised both hands when woody said fork it over son

Wasn't quite like that. Here's the lifetime of an OJF (Original Jet Fan) ($ estimated)

Thank you for picking my name from the waiting list. (Raise hand with $8 in it) PLEASE take my money. Pretty Please. Seats on metal benches in the end zone? Cool. Be worth it for post season games.

Uh, could we move to seats where we can at least see most of the game? (Raise hand with $10 in it) Here's my money, this is great fun.

We're moving to the other team's stadium? It's like really far to get there. You say it's an improvement and has clean bathrooms? Well I guess I can pay for clean bathrooms, but don't make me promise to keep them clean (Raise hand with $25). Ok we'll try it. Gotta get those playoff tickets.

Hey, I was at the 25 yd line at Shea. This is the side of the end zone. Can we move? (Raise hand with $25)
Hey, I was at the 25 yd line at Shea. This is the side of the end zone. Can we move? (Raise hand with $30)
Hey, I was at the 25 yd line at Shea. This is the side of the end zone. Can we move? (Raise hand with $40)

Even moving back to the sideline, the stadium sucks but the tailgates are way better (Raise hand with $50)

This is starting to get costly but my patience waiting for a new stadium is paying off. West Side? LI? Man, this is going to be good agan. Need to keep the FST priveledges. Gotta get playoff tickets. (Raise hand with $60).

Feel gun in back. Uh, here you go (Raise hand with $200). Voice says, now raise the other hand ($7,500 in it). We'll take that and give you zip for it. Keep some now though, I get you each of the next 15 years. Hope you don't want that custom PRS anymore, Don't worry son, it will be worth it for the playoff tickets

Hey I'm back in the end zone and this place is worse (raise one hand with $200 and another with $1,000)
Hey I'm back in the end zone and this place is worse (raise one hand with $200 and another with $1,000)
Hey I'm back in the end zone and this place is worse (raise one hand with $200 and another with $1,000)
Hey I'm back in the end zone and this place is worse (raise one hand with $200 and another with $1,000)
Hey I'm back in the end zone and this place is worse (raise one hand with $200 and another with $1,000)
Hey I'm back in the end zone and this place is worse (raise one hand with $200 and another with $1,000)

Playoff tickets? (Raise hand with no $, only one extended finger). Hey Woody. Kiss my yacctabay
 

Bigmoe

Happily Confused
The Mod Squad
Jet Fanatics
Jets Global
Wasn't quite like that. Here's the lifetime of an OJF (Original Jet Fan) ($ estimated)

Thank you for picking my name from the waiting list. (Raise hand with $8 in it) PLEASE take my money. Pretty Please. Seats on metal benches in the end zone? Cool. Be worth it for post season games.

Uh, could we move to seats where we can at least see most of the game? (Raise hand with $10 in it) Here's my money, this is great fun.

We're moving to the other team's stadium? It's like really far to get there. You say it's an improvement and has clean bathrooms? Well I guess I can pay for clean bathrooms, but don't make me promise to keep them clean (Raise hand with $25). Ok we'll try it. Gotta get those playoff tickets.

Hey, I was at the 25 yd line at Shea. This is the side of the end zone. Can we move? (Raise hand with $25)
Hey, I was at the 25 yd line at Shea. This is the side of the end zone. Can we move? (Raise hand with $30)
Hey, I was at the 25 yd line at Shea. This is the side of the end zone. Can we move? (Raise hand with $40)

Even moving back to the sideline, the stadium sucks but the tailgates are way better (Raise hand with $50)

This is starting to get costly but my patience waiting for a new stadium is paying off. West Side? LI? Man, this is going to be good agan. Need to keep the FST priveledges. Gotta get playoff tickets. (Raise hand with $60).

Feel gun in back. Uh, here you go (Raise hand with $200). Voice says, now raise the other hand ($7,500 in it). We'll take that and give you zip for it. Keep some now though, I get you each of the next 15 years. Hope you don't want that custom PRS anymore, Don't worry son, it will be worth it for the playoff tickets

Hey I'm back in the end zone and this place is worse (raise one hand with $200 and another with $1,000)
Hey I'm back in the end zone and this place is worse (raise one hand with $200 and another with $1,000)
Hey I'm back in the end zone and this place is worse (raise one hand with $200 and another with $1,000)
Hey I'm back in the end zone and this place is worse (raise one hand with $200 and another with $1,000)
Hey I'm back in the end zone and this place is worse (raise one hand with $200 and another with $1,000)
Hey I'm back in the end zone and this place is worse (raise one hand with $200 and another with $1,000)

Playoff tickets? (Raise hand with no $, only one extended finger). Hey Woody. Kiss my yacctabay
Yea ‘71 my Dad gave some (“guy”)
$100 no wait list
All down hill from there
 
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