Ran into a nice old lady

[butterscotch]

At dd getting my morning ice tea. You all know the sweet old lady you love holding the door for or helping her cross the street. She said to me in a sweet voice. Tough loss for the jets last two weeks......yes i had on my jets shirt. I said it was but you get used to it after 50 years.

She would not stop as she said they really beat you ....my Vikings that is. I smiled & said i know. But she kept going on.she turned into a Halloween witch with a sweet voice.

What should i have done?

Cursed, ordered a jelly donut & put it into her face or cuffed her one. Why me

 

[TebowCan'tThrow]

Pushed her in front of a bus!

 

[NewMFS62]

Pushed her in front of a bus!

Was disembowelment with a rusty sword an option?
You know, the Viking way.

And remember, duct tape doesn't cure stupid, but it muffles the sound.
Later

 

[butterscotch]

It was amazing but st least she did not bring up.the dman

 

[cheaterhater]

At dd getting my morning ice tea. You all know the sweet old lady you love holding the door for or helping her cross the street. She said to me in a sweet voice. Tough loss for the jets last two weeks......yes i had on my jets shirt. I said it was but you get used to it after 50 years.

She would not stop as she said they really beat you ....my Vikings that is. I smiled & said i know. But she kept going on.she turned into a Halloween witch with a sweet voice.

What should i have done?

Cursed, ordered a jelly donut & put it into her face or cuffed her one. Why me

Well, every time a saw someone in a brady jersey I had to fight the urge to slam them to the ground and yell, “there asshole. You just got sacked one more time then Brady ever did and there’s no one here to throw a flag”

always regretted never doing it . So, you should have tackled the woman. You’ll regret not doing it forever

 

[cheaterhater]

At dd getting my morning ice tea. You all know the sweet old lady you love holding the door for or helping her cross the street. She said to me in a sweet voice. Tough loss for the jets last two weeks......yes i had on my jets shirt. I said it was but you get used to it after 50 years.

She would not stop as she said they really beat you ....my Vikings that is. I smiled & said i know. But she kept going on.she turned into a Halloween witch with a sweet voice.

What should i have done?

Cursed, ordered a jelly donut & put it into her face or cuffed her one. Why me

Whenever I see someone in a Jet shirt, I ask them if they lost a bet and the loser had to wear a jet shirt out in public

 

[butterscotch]

Whenever I see someone in a Jet shirt, I ask them if they lost a bet and the loser had to wear a jet shirt out in public

Next time i will wear my guardians hat & a pair of pants

 

[beresford]

Next time i will wear my guardians hat & a pair of pants

You might hear it from Yankee fans.

 

[MiJetFan]

I would send the Old Bag on her way with a good old fashioned Head Slap.

 

[beresford]

I would send the Old Bag on her way with a good old fashioned Head Slap.

Wonder why we never get any women posting on this forum.

 

[TonyFtLaud]

@ butterscotch : Ran into a nice old lady.

Should have put the car in reverse, backed up and ran into her again. All gas no brake!!!

 

[butterscotch]

Wonder why we never get any women posting on this forum.

With ch,s crush on brady & big moe & Aaron......what women would want to be on here......but for those that are we are really very normal

 

[butterscotch]

With ch,s crush on brady & big moe & Aaron......what women would want to be on here......but for those that are we are really very normal

Well there is nothing wrong with those two

 

[cheaterhater]

With ch,s crush on brady & big moe & Aaron......what women would want to be on here......but for those that are we are really very normal

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