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I don't know what is worse the fact these people tried selling these "golden tickets" or the fact that people actually bought them.

http://stuppid.com/arrested-selling-golden-tickets-heaven/

Tito and Amanda Watts were arrested over the weekend for selling “golden tickets to heaven” to hundreds of people. The couple, who sold the tickets on the street for $99.99 per ticket, told buyers the tickets were made from solid gold and each ticket reserved the buyer a spot in heaven — simply present the ticket at the pearly gates and you’re in.
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“People can sell tickets to heaven,” a Jacksonville police spokesman said. “But the Watts misrepresented their product. The tickets were just wood spray painted gold with ‘Ticket To Heaven – Admit One’ written in marker. You can’t sell something as gold when it’s not. That’s where the Watts crossed the line into doing something illegal.”

Tito Watts said in his police statement:

I don’t care what the police say. The tickets are solid gold… it ain’t cut up two by fours I spray painted gold. And it was Jesus who give them to me behind the KFC and said to sell them so I could get me some money to go to outer space. I met an alien named Stevie who said if I got the cash together he’d take me and my wife on his flying saucer to his planet that’s made entirely of crack cocaine. You can smoke all the crack cocaine there you want… totally free. So, try to send an innocent man to jail and see what happens. You should arrest Jesus because he’s the one that gave me the golden tickets and said to sell them. I’m willing to wear a wire and set Jesus up…

Amanda Watts said in her police statement:

We just wanted to leave earth and go to space and smoke rock cocaine. I didn’t do nothing. Tito sold the golden tickets to heaven. I just watched.

Police said they confiscated over $10,000 in cash, five crack pipes and a baby alligator.
 
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oops thought i was in the off topic thread i will move this in a few
 
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Cmon guys, he said Jesus gave him the tickets directly. It's obviously Jesus' fault that them gold tickets were plywood and not gold
 
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SackExchange said:
Didn't Martin Luther lead an entire movement because of this?
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martin luther led a movement against Catholicism who said the more you give the more you reserve your place in heaven.


so alot of those people who had money back then gave alot because they thought they were paying for generations of their family's place in heaven.

don't get me started on the pope and the vatican and the way they lie,cheat,and steal.

the biggest fraud in the history of the world is the pope
 
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ucrenegade said:
martin luther led a movement against Catholicism who said the more you give the more you reserve your place in heaven.


so alot of those people who had money back then gave alot because they thought they were paying for generations of their family's place in heaven.

don't get me started on the pope and the vatican and the way they lie,cheat,and steal.

the biggest fraud in the history of the world is the pope
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Not meaning to start this into a whole theological thing, but it's my nature. My doctoral dissertation is on early American religious history.

Luther's premise of faith, and not the Roman Catholic notion of good works, being the key to salvation placed him at odds with Rome. Then along comes Calvin...
 
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SackExchange said:
Not meaning to start this into a whole theological thing, but it's my nature. My doctoral dissertation is on early American religious history.

Luther's premise of faith, and not the Roman Catholic notion of good works, being the key to salvation placed him at odds with Rome. Then along comes Calvin...
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I love theology and your right.
 
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i thought this was gonna be a thread about terry bradway and our former scouting staff... :smiley-violent006:
 
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I would have bought 2 of those tickets if not for the stupid PSLs
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The fact that people shied away from the PSLs is the reason why i had a chance to buy mine. I was way down on the waiting list.

PSLs are annoying but split over 15 years isnt so bad. The only bad thing is that if you want to get rid of your season tickets and no longer pay for them you still have to pay for the PSL in full. If you run into some financial trouble then you're screwed.
 
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Elias said:
The fact that people shied away from the PSLs is the reason why i had a chance to buy mine. I was way down on the waiting list.

PSLs are annoying but split over 15 years isnt so bad. The only bad thing is that if you want to get rid of your season tickets and no longer pay for them you still have to pay for the PSL in full. If you run into some financial trouble then you're screwed.
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sounds like a cry for help come on people get your friends and family signed up on our site.......:dancing-cat-smiley-
 
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