Dear Jets

[cheaterhater]

Dear Jets,

First, I'd like to just say, you guys really really stink. Second, I'd like to ask a favor. I have been trying everything to get my son to stay in school and finish his degree. There is only one thing that will assure his return to school next year, so can you please tank the season and get the#1 pick in this years draft?

Wishing you the best, or should I say the worst?

Trevor's Mom

p.s. from the look of things so far, I didn't need to ask

 

[gmf1369]

Dear Jets,

First, I'd like to just say, you guys really really stink. Second, I'd like to ask a favor. I have been trying everything to get my son to stay in school and finish his degree. There is only one thing that will assure his return to school next year, so can you please tank the season and get the#1 pick in this years draft?

Wishing you the best, or should I say the worst?

Trevor's Mom

p.s. from the look of things so far, I didn't need to ask

ok I put that in for you with your email attached at newyorkjets.com contact us

hope you don't mind?

 

[cheaterhater]

I wrote you last week asking you to please go 0-16 so my son Trevor would stay in school for his senior year. Since then, I have been looking into how your organization is run and I see that you pay most of your best players to play for other teams anyway, so if this is your plan for my son then I think that's great but I'd still like him to finish school so maybe you can go 0-16 next season too. Again, I 've been watching your games and I think if you keep this Adam Gase guy around another year, then you should have no trouble getting back to back 0-16 seasons

Also, I' m fine with you paying him to play for any of the other 31 teams as they are all real NFL teams. However, I would prefer if you found him a team with a really good offensive line like that old guy tom brady has. It seems to have helped him to stick around way longer than he should have. Thank you for considering my request

Love,
Trevor's Mom

P.S. if you could help out with his college bill too I'd really be greatful.

 

[gmf1369]

I wrote you last week asking you to please go 0-16 so my son Trevor would stay in school for his senior year. Since then, I have been looking into how your organization is run and I see that you pay most of your best players to play for other teams anyway, so if this is your plan for my son then I think that's great but I'd still like him to finish school so maybe you can go 0-16 next season too. Again, I 've been watching your games and I think if you keep this Adam Gase guy around another year, then you should have no trouble getting back to back 0-16 seasons

Also, I' m fine with you paying him to play for any of the other 31 teams as they are all real NFL teams. However, I would prefer if you found him a team with a really good offensive line like that old guy tom brady has. It seems to have helped him to stick around way longer than he should have. Thank you for considering my request

Love,
Trevor's Mom

P.S. if you could help out with his college bill too I'd really be greatful.

your son is worth $2 Million dollars as of right now, he doesn't need our money but we could supply him with a life supply of baby powder...

if that is not enough we can offer him a year's worth of wet wipes...

but to satisfy your worries we have learned that the real owner the 72 year old will be back before the New Year and will have the balls to fire the so called Brilliant Offensive Mind that his idiot younger brother stated to the New York Media cohorts...

 

[cheaterhater]

your son is worth $2 Million dollars as of right now, he doesn't need our money but we could supply him with a life supply of baby powder...

if that is not enough we can offer him a year's worth of wet wipes...

but to satisfy your worries we have learned that the real owner the 72 year old will be back before the New Year and will have the balls to fire the so called Brilliant Offensive Mind that his idiot younger brother stated to the New York Media cohorts...

are you saying that the Jets will be getting a Woody soon? is Johnson and Johnson sending the team viagra?

 

[gmf1369]

are you saying that the Jets will be getting a Woody soon? is Johnson and Johnson sending the team viagra?

choose your poison!​

 

[JPPT1974]

Well it seems Sam Darnold is on his very last leg with the Jets. Gase will go sooner or later.

 

[cheaterhater]

choose your poison!​

that would be a very easy choice

 

[jets82]

I wrote you last week asking you to please go 0-16 so my son Trevor would stay in school for his senior year. Since then, I have been looking into how your organization is run and I see that you pay most of your best players to play for other teams anyway, so if this is your plan for my son then I think that's great but I'd still like him to finish school so maybe you can go 0-16 next season too. Again, I 've been watching your games and I think if you keep this Adam Gase guy around another year, then you should have no trouble getting back to back 0-16 seasons

Also, I' m fine with you paying him to play for any of the other 31 teams as they are all real NFL teams. However, I would prefer if you found him a team with a really good offensive line like that old guy tom brady has. It seems to have helped him to stick around way longer than he should have. Thank you for considering my request

Love,
Trevor's Mom

P.S. if you could help out with his college bill too I'd really be greatful.

Maybe Darnold’s mother and father should have wrote this letter to them three years ago and he would probably be with the Bills right now about to take them to the SB.

 

[butterscotch]

So Woody is over dressing up as Queen for a day.

 

[Shea Jet]

your son is worth $2 Million dollars as of right now, he doesn't need our money but we could supply him with a life supply of baby powder...

if that is not enough we can offer him a year's worth of wet wipes...

but to satisfy your worries we have learned that the real owner the 72 year old will be back before the New Year and will have the balls to fire the so called Brilliant Offensive Mind that his idiot younger brother stated to the New York Media cohorts...

Trump is winning. Woody stays. It will still be up to Chris.

 

[cheaterhater]

please trade us.

sincerely,
everyone on the team

 

[Bigmoe]

Hey cheater!
Keep those cards and letters comin in pallie !!

 

[butterscotch]

You guys make me sick...You really do......we could win out & go 8 - 8. We could make the Johnsons proud again so they can raise ticket prices, We could beat NE twice, We could not be in last place like last year, We could make sure TL makes some other team good again, We could make Gase richer, We could keep JD into as many pizzas as he wants. We have so much to gain & this team needs our support & you guys want to destroy all these good things now? You should be ashamed...have some faith

 

[cheaterhater]

I wrote you last week asking you to please go 0-16 so my son Trevor would stay in school for his senior year. Since then, I have been looking into how your organization is run and I see that you pay most of your best players to play for other teams anyway, so if this is your plan for my son then I think that's great but I'd still like him to finish school so maybe you can go 0-16 next season too. Again, I 've been watching your games and I think if you keep this Adam Gase guy around another year, then you should have no trouble getting back to back 0-16 seasons

Also, I' m fine with you paying him to play for any of the other 31 teams as they are all real NFL teams. However, I would prefer if you found him a team with a really good offensive line like that old guy tom brady has. It seems to have helped him to stick around way longer than he should have. Thank you for considering my request

Love,
Trevor's Mom

P.S. if you could help out with his college bill too I'd really be greatful.


You forgot this one G!

 

[gmf1369]

I wrote you last week asking you to please go 0-16 so my son Trevor would stay in school for his senior year. Since then, I have been looking into how your organization is run and I see that you pay most of your best players to play for other teams anyway, so if this is your plan for my son then I think that's great but I'd still like him to finish school so maybe you can go 0-16 next season too. Again, I 've been watching your games and I think if you keep this Adam Gase guy around another year, then you should have no trouble getting back to back 0-16 seasons

Also, I' m fine with you paying him to play for any of the other 31 teams as they are all real NFL teams. However, I would prefer if you found him a team with a really good offensive line like that old guy tom brady has. It seems to have helped him to stick around way longer than he should have. Thank you for considering my request

Love,
Trevor's Mom

P.S. if you could help out with his college bill too I'd really be greatful.

I wrote you last week asking you to please go 0-16 so my son Trevor would stay in school for his senior year. Since then, I have been looking into how your organization is run and I see that you pay most of your best players to play for other teams anyway, so if this is your plan for my son then I think that's great but I'd still like him to finish school so maybe you can go 0-16 next season too. Again, I 've been watching your games and I think if you keep this Adam Gase guy around another year, then you should have no trouble getting back to back 0-16 seasons

Also, I' m fine with you paying him to play for any of the other 31 teams as they are all real NFL teams. However, I would prefer if you found him a team with a really good offensive line like that old guy tom brady has. It seems to have helped him to stick around way longer than he should have. Thank you for considering my request

Love,
Trevor's Mom

P.S. if you could help out with his college bill too I'd really be greatful.


You forgot this one G!

did I?

 

[hatnlvr]

You guys don't have to worry about the Jets getting the #1 pick. They will come on and win 3-5 meaningless games in a row and CJ will come out and talk about how much of a Genius Gase is and we just need to be patient.

Then Douglas will take that pick and draft another Lineman, he'll take the best WR no one wants in the 3rd or 4th round, and make sure to look for an edge rusher after that.

Rinse and repeat next year!!