FIRE THEM ALL!!!!!!!

Fudbutter

Franchise Tagged
Jet Fanatics
disband the team and come back as an expansion team in five years in a new stadium that has been blessed by the Pope and prayed over by monks

  1. Build the new stadium in Queens, maybe in Flushing Meadows.
  2. Make it a dual purpose stadium to share with the Mets, maybe in the parking lot west of CitiField.
  3. After a year or two trade the rights to a college QB star for the first overall pick
  4. Draft a controversial but colorful QB
  5. Give the new QB a few years to develop then have the DC give him a stern lecture about protecting the ball
  6. New QB goes to the junction of routes 61 and 49 in Clarksdale, MS to make a deal with some evil looking guy named Scratch. May have to battle Jack Butler in hell for a bit but that should all work out
  7. Win Super Bowl.
  8. Uh ... that's it for a half century or more so enjoy it while you can
 
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gastineau

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Jet Fanatics
Omg this is unreasonable to expect Jets with entire new coaches and team playing NFL toughest Defenses in first 4 games and expect instant success . I was hoping that Offense cord to get better by Broncos game after facing good defenses in 2 games. I picked Jets losing in 4 first games and beat falcons. I’m more worried about our QB confidence now and I didn’t want him to start until falcons.
 

cheaterhater

I've Lost My Fucking Mind
Superior Ass
Jets Global
  1. Build the new stadium in Queens, maybe in Flushing Meadows.
  2. Make it a dual purpose stadium to share with the Mets, maybe in the parking lot west of CitiField.
  3. After a year or two trade the rights to a college QB star for the first overall pick
  4. Draft a controversial but colorful QB
  5. Give the new QB a few years to develop then have the DC give him a stern lecture about protecting the ball
  6. New QB goes to the junction of routes 61 and 49 in Clarksdale, MS to make a deal with some evil looking guy named Scratch. May have to battle Jack Butler in hell for a bit but that should all work out
  7. Win Super Bowl.
  8. Uh ... that's it for a half century or more so enjoy it while you can
I like the idea, but brady already got the lifetime deal so we'll have to get rid of him first
 

TonyFtLaud

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Jet Fanatics
Omg this is unreasonable to expect Jets with entire new coaches and team playing NFL toughest Defenses in first 4 games and expect instant success . I was hoping that Offense cord to get better by Broncos game after facing good defenses in 2 games. I picked Jets losing in 4 first games and beat falcons. I’m more worried about our QB confidence now and I didn’t want him to start until falcons.
Only Denver is top 5, you consider Tenn a top 4 D?
We still face the Bills, Dolphins, Bengals and Bucks who are all better than all but Denver. And Denver has not played anyone yet. We will see how they good the are after the next few weeks.
 

butterscotch

Jets/Cards
Jets Global
Only Denver is top 5, you consider Tenn a top 4 D?
We still face the Bills, Dolphins, Bengals and Bucks who are all better than all but Denver. And Denver has not played anyone yet. We will see how they good the are after the next few weeks.
I agree we would have trouble facing a mirror
 

TonyFtLaud

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Jet Fanatics
Every D facing the Jets becomes the #1 D for that week.

Mirror Mirror on the wall, who is the suckiest team of all ?
Why you of course NY Jets...
 

gastineau

Transition Tagged
Jet Fanatics
  1. Build the new stadium in Queens, maybe in Flushing Meadows.
  2. Make it a dual purpose stadium to share with the Mets, maybe in the parking lot west of CitiField.
  3. After a year or two trade the rights to a college QB star for the first overall pick
  4. Draft a controversial but colorful QB
  5. Give the new QB a few years to develop then have the DC give him a stern lecture about protecting the ball
  6. New QB goes to the junction of routes 61 and 49 in Clarksdale, MS to make a deal with some evil looking guy named Scratch. May have to battle Jack Butler in hell for a bit but that should all work out
  7. Win Super Bowl.
  8. Uh ... that's it for a half century or more so enjoy it while you can
I like moving Jets back home to Queens. Also like stadium next to Mets. Never liked Jets moving to Giants home NJ. And still dont feel like Jets are playing at home there...because they arent home but at new Giants Stadium. I really think this is also why Jets have such bad luck since moving in 86.
 
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