Football Rules

[NewMFS62]

Discuss among yourselves.
Later

 

[Atljet60]

Then how 'bout some football rules for wives or girlfriends that are "not" into football?

 

[Innocenti]

Rule question: Is it illegal to get your wife/girlfriend involved so that you no longer need to distance yourself from her during football season? Or does that just violate al the rules at once?

 

[ProfessorJet]

Do not bother me with "wine pairings" or similar absurdity. I'm drinking whatever the frig I want, no matter the dish or accoutrements. So, please, leave me the fuck alone as I imbibe the alcoholic beverage of my choosing. Thank you.

 

[NewMFS62]

Walter (Jeff Dunham's puppet):
"I believe in reincarnation.
I want to comeback as my wife so I could leave me the H-ll alone".

Later

 

[Innocenti]

Do not bother me with "wine pairings" or similar absurdity. I'm drinking whatever the frig I want, no matter the dish or accoutrements. So, please, leave me the fuck alone as I imbibe the alcoholic beverage of my choosing. Thank you.

...or Tide pods

 

[MiJetFan]

Go Regional Sports Team!

 

[TonyFtLaud]

Oral sex commences at half time.
If my beer is empty, bring another.
Ball gag only comes off at half time,goes back on at start of 3 rd quarter.

 

[ProfessorJet]

Oral sex commences at half time.
If my beer is empty, bring another.
Ball gag only comes off at half time,goes back on at start of 3 rd quarter.

I'm just hoping my ass-less chaps are ready for the start of the season. After all these years of use (abuse?), I finally relented and am having them re-tanned.

 

[NewMFS62]

I'm just hoping my ass-less chaps are ready for the start of the season. After all these years of use (abuse?), I finally relented and am having them re-tanned.

TMI.
Later

 

[MiJetFan]

Oral sex commences at half time.
If my beer is empty, bring another.
Ball gag only comes off at half time,goes back on at start of 3 rd quarter.

Wow. You actually remove Ball Gag. Interesting.