How To Eat Pineapple Pizza

[LRJets]

 

[Innocenti]

Thanks for the clickbaity tiktok. Whole pineapple slices look and probably taste awful on pizza. But a chunk here and there to give it a different flavor works.

 

[NewMFS62]

There is one famous TV chef who has said "There is no fuc**ng thing as pineapple pizza.

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[LRJets]

Italian Torture!

 

[Innocenti]

Let's talk about this a little.
Tomato pie sucks. Why?
Because whole tomato slices taste terrible with pizza...even though a cheese pizza has has tomato in it.
Chicken on pizza sucks. Why?
Because the oven is too narrow and the chicken falls off the pizza and then there's the beak and feet and some guano to boot.
Why else?
Because chicken doesn't complement the flavor of pizza. In fact, chick doesn't add to the flavor of pizza at all.
Pineapple pie sucks because of the whole slices. Yuck, who would want to eat that!? But chunks scattered throughout blend better.
In fact, Hawaiian pizza is delicious.

 

[NewMFS62]

Guano pizza?
I'd like to make up a coupla' those pies and and send them to a Patriot fan.
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[LRJets]

 

[LRJets]

Let's talk about this a little.
Tomato pie sucks. Why?
Because whole tomato slices taste terrible with pizza...even though a cheese pizza has has tomato in it.
Chicken on pizza sucks. Why?
Because the oven is too narrow and the chicken falls off the pizza and then there's the beak and feet and some guano to boot.
Why else?
Because chicken doesn't complement the flavor of pizza. In fact, chick doesn't add to the flavor of pizza at all.
Pineapple pie sucks because of the whole slices. Yuck, who would want to eat that!? But chunks scattered throughout blend better.
In fact, Hawaiian pizza is delicious.

They suck because you don't like it. (I happen to agree, but like anything else it's personal taste) People should add , "IMO". Hope you agree, because I don't suck. Enjoy the day with only toppings you enjoy.

 

[LRJets]

Right in the heart of Canarsie...Late hours, always a fresh pie or three. One of my Brooklyn memories.