I was speeding... going over a 100 yesterday...no ticket

[butterscotch]

The cop said do you know this is a $500.00 ticket why were you speeding...I said" I just left the jet game & the ghosts are coming after me" He said hurry take the next turn because there is another speed trap just ahead..... After I said thanks he said I see them too, hey I am also a jets fan. Please move over I am coming with you. Darnold is a quarter mile in front of us & Adams is trying to talk his way past them

 

[cheaterhater]

I can't think of anything witty enough to respond to this. Sorry. I'm ashamed of myself

 

[butterscotch]

How about Willams has been trying to cuff a ghost for the last hour.....

 

[munchmemory]

And who was the cop hitching a ride with butterscotch? The ghost of Weeb Ewbank looking to get as far away from the stench of this year's team as possible. Last we heard, the duo were just approaching the Chesapeake Bay Bridge Tunnel. God speed, lads.