When the D is on the field we watch//////when the O takes the field we watch Heidi......when there is a flag we go to commercial break.
Idea for watching Jet games this year
- Thread starter butterscotch
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Every time they cut to Rodgers or Saleh on the sideline we take a drink.
I gave them one offensive drive after they went down 14 points and then switched to Hallmark Christmas movies. I also watched the opening drive of the second half to see if adjustments were made
so many things happened early in that game that made it obvious that the channel should be changed
and for the record 14-0 was the fault of GW fumbling followed by the defense taking a series off , plus the special teams also taking a series off
while Zach wasn’t good early, he was quickly put in a 14-zip hole
so many things happened early in that game that made it obvious that the channel should be changed
and for the record 14-0 was the fault of GW fumbling followed by the defense taking a series off , plus the special teams also taking a series off
while Zach wasn’t good early, he was quickly put in a 14-zip hole
Absolutely agree that "Zach wasn't good".
LOL May I third that TOO?
The Doctor said the same thing when he was born before he slapped his Mom. I should not be cruel ......Ok before he patted her on the back & said I am sorry.
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I watch the D. When they are off the field, I take a smoke break in the garage. Problem is….. with a 3 and out on offense, gotta finish them fast. Lol
I usually just drive rusty square nails through my testicles, makes the game a little less painful 
If I did that what would be left for the 4:00 game with my Cardinals???????I usually just drive rusty square nails through my testicles, makes the game a little less painful
Shaft?
I got that when I became a fan of these teams
Barbed wire inserted in the shaft
Rusty barbed wire.
hard to find good comedy these days
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I've actually laughed many times watching the Jets this year.
I've sobbed. Not for the team, but for my stolen youth. lol
Were you born in a pumpkin patch too.....I never shook that one Prof
Stork delivery.