Jets off season moves: Ten Little Jets - Lyrics

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Ten Little Jets - Lyrics

Ten little Jets standin' in a line,
One never showed for a meeting and then there were nine.

Nine little Jets swingin' on a gate,
One got over paid and then there were eight.

Eight little Jets gayest under heaven.
One went to sleep & got overweight and then there were seven.

Seven little Jets cuttin' up their tricks,
One dropped all his balls and then there were six.

Six little Jets all alive,
One Special team coach was a fool and then there were five.

Five little Jets on a cellar door,
One thought he was a good QB and then there were four.

Four little Jets up on a spree,
One got punched in the jaw and then there were three.

Three little Jets out on a canoe,
One thought He was a tackle and then there were two.

Two little Jets with a gun,
One thought he could punt and then there was one.

One little Jets livin' all alone,
At one time he had 86,000 fans then there were none.
 
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gastineau

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Haha Scotch! Scotch Jets GM -MM also made HUGE mistakes this year! Worst Draft of High Risk picks, telling Richardson that Jets are not resigning him & his choices of Offense & Defensive Coordinators. Biggest is Draft & Richardson. Telling Richardson gives his agent ability to tell teams that he isnt going to play hard & act up so they can get a great trade deal for him. Basicly helping his next team that wants him by giving them a steal by trade. Richardson not playing hard acting like this is obviously to give his next team a big discount. Jets GM is stupid announcing this at begining of season., Now Jets GM MUST KEEP RICHARDSON!! Why? Because you cant allow a Player who knows he isnt going to be signed to go out there and hurt JET S Trade value to help Richardsons new team. Mikey Mac screwed up big time & must keep Richardson at all cost franchise him NEXT 1 year & point out every post game with video to media. This hurts Richardsons trade value by not making him a starter next year & show video at post game & top it off making Richardson a BACK UP next year. This is a must by Jets GM & if he doesnt make example of Richardson? Jets are DONE! Because EVERY pLAYER THAT KNOWS jETS ARE NOT SIGNING HIM WILL DO WHAT rICHARDSON DID BY GIVING A TEAM INTERESTED IN HIM A GREAT VALUE BY ACTING UP & ZERO EFFORT
 

gastineau

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Bowles isnt the only problem of this total JETS disaster , GM,Mike Magagman also stupid huge mistakes & now must fix them. Actually...I want Jets GM fired! I have negotiated Contracts for Unions many years & can say without a doubts that Jets GM is dumbest company negotiator I ever seen. Gm telling Richardson they are not resigning him is point a case of stupidity. Richardson now has all the cards with the teams his agent has agreement he has talked to months ago to help new team get him cheap by acting & playing like this. I would keep Richardson as bench player another year & show vid of poor play & actions every post game hurting his value. Then I would trade Richardson to worst team in NFL for any pick. This puts Richardson looking bad by jets resigning him, benching him,showing media his bad actions on & off fields, the send him to worst team in NFL.
 
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