something to make the game more watchable

cheaterhater

I've Lost My Fucking Mind
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Jets Global
ok. we all know that tomorrow will be unbearable to watch but with something at stake it could at least give us reason to watch past the 1st or 2nd 3 and out.

let's have a contest to see who can come closest to guessing the time on the clock when the Jets get their first first down.

I've got 13:54 left in the 2nd qtr.

even if you don't think we'll get a 1st down tomorrow at all, go ahead and pick a time anyway, just to help you have some interest in the game once it is well out of reach
 

biggerdan

Prospect
Jet Fanatics
Right after halftime, Sam will throw a bomb for about a 40 yard first down (first of the game), putting us in the redzone. After three failed attempts at a td (or another first down), we settle for a field goal - our first and last score of the game. At that point the score will be 14-3, and we'll think we're hot sh*t, and still in the game. Oh, please, give me a break...

The Niners were in the Superbowl last year, for crying out loud. And who the hell are we? We're a joke. It ain't gonna be pretty...
 
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jets82

Curious George
Jet Fanatics
I say the Jets will be a bit competitive this game. They’ll lose but they’ll be a bit competitive. Come on people, we all know they always give us a glimmer of hope every now and then throughout the season to keep us hooked in as their ripping out our hearts. It’s what they always do! I say they get a first down in their first possession, depending on when they get the ball and I think they’ll choose to receive it first. Pump up the supposedly home crowd. So I’ll say around 13:45.
 
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cheaterhater

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Right after halftime, Sam will throw a bomb for about a 40 yard first down (first of the game), putting us in the redzone. After three failed attempts at a td (or another first down), we settle for a field goal - our first and last score of the game. At that point the score will be 14-3, and we'll think we're hot sh*t, and still in the game. Oh, please, give me a break...

The Niners were in the Superbowl last year, for crying out loud. And who the hell are we? We're a joke. It ain't gonna be pretty...
like your scenario, but I would change it slightly. on the 40 yard pass play, our reciever gets knocked out of bounds inside the 1 yard line. we get stuffed on 3 straight running plays and then miss the field goal
 

cheaterhater

I've Lost My Fucking Mind
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Jets Global
I say the Jets will be a bit competitive this game. They’ll lose but they’ll be a bit competitive. Come on people, we all know they always give us a glimmer of hope every now and then throughout the season to keep us hooked in as their ripping out our hearts. It’s what they always do! I say they get a first down in their first possession, depending on when they get the ball and I think they’ll choose to receive it first. Pump up the supposedly home crowd. So I’ll say around 13:45.
I don't know. the second game is kinda early for them to give us that faint hope but you never know
 

beresford

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Jet Fanatics
There is a 50 per cent chance the Niners get the ball first, so I say first quarter 4 minutes ten seconds. Fortyniners struggle against the offensive juggernaut that is Kalen Ballage.
 
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