Washington Coach Pulls Out Dong, Pees Freely Before The Masses During Game

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As several tipsters have notified us, a Washington football team assistant coach took a semi-covert piss into a cup during the team’s loss to Detroit yesterday. A fan took several photos of Ben Kotwica mid-piss—TMZ hasthe story— which has subsequently come to overshadow the team’s late loss to the Lions. Before scrolling down to view the tweet below, be aware it may not be safe for work, or life:

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TMZ reports that Kotwica will not face discipline for the incident, and that the team declined to comment. They also said that the person who took the original photo was at the game with her kids. We have reached out tonotorious Washington PR man Tony Wyllie, and will update if he has anything to say about the scandal.

 

[SackExchange]

I believe he used to be on the Jets' staff.

Also, another Kotwica, Edward, was a coach in Garfield, NJ. He is thought to have committed suicide after being caught groping an underage female student. I believe I taught his son as a teaching assistant when I first began working on my Master's in 2001. I'm not sure if there is any relation at all or not.

 

[Oraelo]

Isn't that the same guy who tripped someone that was running down the field when he was a coach for the Jets? And if so, do I remember another episode of stupid before this third one?
How does this man still have a job?

 

[SackExchange]

Isn't that the same guy who tripped someone that was running down the field when he was a coach for the Jets? And if so, do I remember another episode of stupid before this third one?
How does this man still have a job?

No, that was Sal Alosi.

 

[Oraelo]

No, that was Sal Alosi.

Ahhh ok. Ooops

 

[NewMFS62]

No big thing.

Later

 

[Old#15]

Looks more like a ding than a DONG

 

[BlindsideD'Brick]

Looks more like a ding than a DONG

ZING!!!

Nicely done.

 

[Green Jets & Ham]

Maybe he's diabetic or has some other Blatter control issues.

I have diabetes, and trust me, when you gotta pee, you gotta pee. If a bathroom is far away, there's no guarantee you will make it there. Better for this guy to piss in a bucket than to piss in his pants. But they should have some outhouses on the sidelines.

 

[Mainejet]

Why did he ever leave??? As I recall, he was Mike Westhoff's hand picked replacement when he retired? Why did he leave so soon?

 

[NewMFS62]

In the Army , we would say, "That's what your boots are bloused for".

Later