Woody buys Crystal Palace

[beresford]

No this is not a building, it is a pro soccer team in South London. The team currently play in the Premier League but under Woody's stewardship they can expect to be relegated to a lower division. Let's hope this is not part of a scheme to move the Jets to London.

 

[TonyFtLaud]

Minority owner I believe

 

[Fudbutter]

Of course they have never won a Premier League season and since they got promoted in 2013 after wallowing for 8 years or so in their version of AAA (Championship league) they had losing records every year until they were 2 games over this past season. Won the FA cup too , somehow

 

[NewMFS62]

Now he can screw up two teams in two different leagues, in two different sports, in two different countries, on two different continents.
Not many people can make that claim.
Later

 

[MiJetFan]

Woody. Please. The Man is an inflamed boil on the buttocks of the Sports World.

 

[TebowCan'tThrow]

They will win a Super Bowl before the Jets do.

 

[beresford]

Has Woody quietly bought a majority share of the Mets? They are currently involved in a race to .500 with Atlanta.

 

[TonyFtLaud]

My 6th wedding was at the Crystal Palace!

 

[NewMFS62]

But he's made the fans buy Crystal Meth.
Later