I can't believe you guys are all too young to know the real reason that you are stuck in Jets fan mode. I thought everyone knew this. There's this old woman in Brooklyn, name of Eva, who's a witch. Eva is no ordinary witch. She is a football witch. Shes sees all and hears all regarding football. If she sees you, hears you, or senses you, no matter where you are in the world, doing or saying anything that might indicate that you like the Jets, even a little, she makes a voodoo doll in your image. She staples a label on the doll which reads,
Jets Fan Forever, and throws it in a large crate never to be seen again, where it festers for as long as you live.
I thought you all knew.