God, why are we New York Jets fans???

[cheaterhater]

I can't believe you guys are all too young to know the real reason that you are stuck in Jets fan mode. I thought everyone knew this. There's this old woman in Brooklyn, name of Eva, who's a witch. Eva is no ordinary witch. She is a football witch. Shes sees all and hears all regarding football. If she sees you, hears you, or senses you, no matter where you are in the world, doing or saying anything that might indicate that you like the Jets, even a little, she makes a voodoo doll in your image. She staples a label on the doll which reads, Jets Fan Forever, and throws it in a large crate never to be seen again, where it festers for as long as you live. I thought you all knew.

Now that makes the most sense I have ever heard, because there could be no other possible reason why anyone would suffer through this crap on purpose

 

[Oraelo]

I can't believe you guys are all too young to know the real reason that you are stuck in Jets fan mode. I thought everyone knew this. There's this old woman in Brooklyn, name of Eva, who's a witch. Eva is no ordinary witch. She is a football witch. Shes sees all and hears all regarding football. If she sees you, hears you, or senses you, no matter where you are in the world, doing or saying anything that might indicate that you like the Jets, even a little, she makes a voodoo doll in your image. She staples a label on the doll which reads, Jets Fan Forever, and throws it in a large crate never to be seen again, where it festers for as long as you live. I thought you all knew.

Lol. Made me think of this.

 

[MiJetFan]

You guys have no faith

Duh, we're Jet Fans.

 

[MiJetFan]

I can't believe you guys are all too young to know the real reason that you are stuck in Jets fan mode. I thought everyone knew this. There's this old woman in Brooklyn, name of Eva, who's a witch. Eva is no ordinary witch. She is a football witch. Shes sees all and hears all regarding football. If she sees you, hears you, or senses you, no matter where you are in the world, doing or saying anything that might indicate that you like the Jets, even a little, she makes a voodoo doll in your image. She staples a label on the doll which reads, Jets Fan Forever, and throws it in a large crate never to be seen again, where it festers for as long as you live. I thought you all knew.

Yeah I think I used to deliver her newspaper. Canarsie? Cropsey av? She used to laugh when she saw my Namath T-shirt. Figures. Never tipped either.

 

[Gramoah]

Lol. Made me think of this.

Always liked Bobby Bare................................and..................the song sure fits..........................

 

[LRJets]

I think we have been getting a ton of breaks . With the way the fish and the cheats keep losing,

And our losses made them a wash. At this moment we are 0-3 against them. Huge blemish.

 

[LRJets]

Yeah I think I used to deliver her newspaper. Canarsie? Cropsey av? She used to laugh when she saw my Namath T-shirt. Figures. Never tipped either.

You had a huge paper route. Canarsie exit on the Belt Parkway is two exits from Queens (Cross Bay Blvd.) Two minutes from Pizza City.

 

[MiJetFan]

LOL Those were the days. Did Lindenwood all the way to East New York. Is the old Kiddy Amusement Park still on CrossBay BLVD and 164th? Is Michaels Restaurant still around? Old haunts.......