That's interesting - any idea why?
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There is a service called shitsenders . com that will anonymously ship your enemies a gallon of cow, elephant or gorilla shit, your choice.
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The word “whore” actually stems from an old English word for “desire.”
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People are more likely to fall for one another if the location of their first date is exciting.
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Just because someone desires you, does not mean they value you
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A sailing ship called Eclipse was overtaken by a hurricane, and then hit by a meteor.
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If you learned something, it wasn't a waste of time.
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Ben Franklin wasn't allowed to write the declaration of Independence because it was feared that he would hide a joke in it.
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The name of the lady on your voicemail message is Shirley.
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When you are finished with an essay, copy and paste it into Google Translate, and listen to it!
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90% of text messages are read within 3 minutes of their delivery.
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All the pandas in the world come from China. When a baby panda is born, by agreement, it is sent back to China via FedEx.
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Cat owners tend to be less manipulative, more modest, and more trustworthy than dog owners.
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In Spain, it is believed that toasting with a glass of water will earn you seven years of bad sex.
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The United States is the world's largest manufacturer of culture, 94% of media consumed in the world is owned by American capitalists.
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No matter how good of a person you are, you will never be good enough for someone who is “not ready” for you
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When a girl is happy, she doesn’t stop talking. When a girl is sad, she doesn’t say a word.
My wife must be a pretty happy woman then.
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Will get back to these in a few days having internet issues right now don't ever get hughesnet they suck