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Fudbutter

Franchise Tagged
Jet Fanatics
Saw Average White Band the other night. Just two original guys, the bassist and the shall we say nicely, less than optimally skilled guitarist.
Good news was that Brent Carter, one of the better Tower of Power ex-vocalists was the lead singer.

All in all not a bad show, kinda like TOP lite. Two saxes vs the 5 piece TOP horns were like the I can't believe it's not butter of horn sections though. Everyone else for the most part were also was just a rung below the boys from the East Bay. I guess when one thinks soul, Oakland comes more to mind than Scotland

So I wonder what this is like for Carter, like a guy who played in the majors but is now stuck in AAA

After this show, for the first time since I was a kid, I don't have any tickets to any future concerts. Seems like music is dead and all we'll get from now on are songs. Sad that.
 

Fudbutter

Franchise Tagged
Jet Fanatics
Saw Al DiMeola Sunday night. Electric tour, acoustic coming this summer. Starting to get a bit long in the tooth but as always had a great band with him.

They gave out cards touting this and showed a promo film during one of the breaks:

This comes down to:
$7,500 for dinner
$5,000 for a 60" private concert and master class
$8,000 to play his guitars and take home a PRS

I spare you the six pages of comments I have on this (you're welcome)

I do realize that for many of you, such prices may give you pause when making your reservations so I offer a more affordable alternative:

GREEN PACKAGE $1,500 (pp)
You show up and we'll let you in the door.
Mrs Fud will cook you whatever she feels like.
You will eat it, like it and go home

PURPLE PACKAGE $1,000 (pp)
"Green" package plus a personal concert which will consist of 60" of wanking over a looper

RED PACKAGE $3,000
"Purple" package plus you get to play my guitars. Well some of them, uh definately not two of them. And you'll wash your hands and not wear a belt. We'll send you home with a free Mitchell copy of something much more servicable
 

cheaterhater

I've Lost My Fucking Mind
Superior Ass
Jets Global
Saw Al DiMeola Sunday night. Electric tour, acoustic coming this summer. Starting to get a bit long in the tooth but as always had a great band with him.

They gave out cards touting this and showed a promo film during one of the breaks:

This comes down to:
$7,500 for dinner
$5,000 for a 60" private concert and master class
$8,000 to play his guitars and take home a PRS

I spare you the six pages of comments I have on this (you're welcome)

I do realize that for many of you, such prices may give you pause when making your reservations so I offer a more affordable alternative:

GREEN PACKAGE $1,500 (pp)
You show up and we'll let you in the door.
Mrs Fud will cook you whatever she feels like.
You will eat it, like it and go home

PURPLE PACKAGE $1,000 (pp)
"Green" package plus a personal concert which will consist of 60" of wanking over a looper

RED PACKAGE $3,000
"Purple" package plus you get to play my guitars. Well some of them, uh definately not two of them. And you'll wash your hands and not wear a belt. We'll send you home with a free Mitchell copy of something much more servicable
I’m selling autographed pictures of myself for $100. Don’t have to leave your house, just send self addressed stamped envelope
 

cheaterhater

I've Lost My Fucking Mind
Superior Ass
Jets Global
Saw Al DiMeola Sunday night. Electric tour, acoustic coming this summer. Starting to get a bit long in the tooth but as always had a great band with him.

They gave out cards touting this and showed a promo film during one of the breaks:

This comes down to:
$7,500 for dinner
$5,000 for a 60" private concert and master class
$8,000 to play his guitars and take home a PRS

I spare you the six pages of comments I have on this (you're welcome)

I do realize that for many of you, such prices may give you pause when making your reservations so I offer a more affordable alternative:

GREEN PACKAGE $1,500 (pp)
You show up and we'll let you in the door.
Mrs Fud will cook you whatever she feels like.
You will eat it, like it and go home

PURPLE PACKAGE $1,000 (pp)
"Green" package plus a personal concert which will consist of 60" of wanking over a looper

RED PACKAGE $3,000
"Purple" package plus you get to play my guitars. Well some of them, uh definately not two of them. And you'll wash your hands and not wear a belt. We'll send you home with a free Mitchell copy of something much more servicable
That is pretty cool though. Wish I had money
 
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